I got sick of doing the other one.
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Azure - short, mute and Irish. Jarett's lover.
2. Jarett - ifr'tal. moron. Azure's lover.
3. Maine - hedonist. wants in jarett's pants.
4. Joseph - zombie. is totally unaware of his predicament. a nice guy.
5. Æolus - scientist and beastmaster. kind of fat. hates Jarett. doesn't really love anyone except his 'daughter,' Calliope, who is either a small child or a monstrous t-rex-like beast.
II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four :
Oh, it has to be Azure. Joeyboy's too young xD And dead. Anyway, he'd probably already be drunk when this happens. He'd slam open the super-cool swingy doors (what) and strut to the bar, and then he'd climb up onto one of the stools (because he's short) and he'd snap and the barkeep would just KNOW, man. You know? ...No, me neither. 8D
III. Jealous, Character Three tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails
why is that?
Maine slams open the doors in a similarly rad fashion and stands there in all his awesome manly glory...and then the doors swing back and pinch his tail.
IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five
Æolus doesn't fight. He has beasts do it for him. No one really wants to fight him when they find out Calliope is his T-Rex monster BD
V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk.
And wakes up with some hooker. She's not as pretty as he'd have liked. Oh well!
VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a battle to the death. Who wins?
Azure. Hands down. He knows how ifr'tali can die, for one. Also Jarett is just a pussy. But they're luvaaaas so i don't think this would actually happen xD
VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?
Hahahahahaaaaaaa oh god Æolus and Jarett. Perfect crack pairing. They haaaate each other. I should draw this, but then I'd have to kill myself. ANYONE WANNA TAKE A CRACK AT IT?
VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?
Actually, Æo prolly made the potion on accident, come to think of it. He'd give Jarett potions and small animals as gifts. Thinking about Æo loving anything is making my head hurt oh god xD
IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?
I suddenly feel like this meme would be better drawn xD Anyway, Jarett steals Æo's stuff all the time, so let's imagine him stealing from Azure. Next panel? Imagine Jarett in the Family Guy 'person who's just been knocked unconscious/dead' pose xD
X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?
XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner
does it go well? Give details.
Hmmm...Gotta think. Okay. So. Here's how it goes. They're all seated, and Azure mouths Grace and all that. Then they start eating. So like, Jarett and Maine are both displaying their lovely animal table manners and Joseph gets grossed out by this. So he throws out a hand to say STOP to them and get them to use silverware and stuff. But his arm goes flying off! And it lands in Jarett's mouth as he's taking a bite! And then Jarett panics. He drops his plate and Æolus is pissed because dammit he just cleaned that floor this morning, Fuzzbutt! Joseph's not sure what the fuss is being he's so wonderfully oblivious and all. Maine tries to calm Jarett down and be a loving friend and all, and this pisses off Azure who's already irritated, and so he fires a shot. Maine turns on Azure, and everyone's yelling and
SUDDENLY CALLIOPE STEPS ON THEM AND THEY ALL DIE THE END
XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the only ones around. How do they react?
Æolus might be kinda sad. Maybe. He does have a sort of friendship with 'Rabbit'. Maine decides to go 'cheer Jarett up'. He gets kicked in the face later in the night.
XIII. Character Three gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?
He was testing out a new toy-that-you-can-ride (i am so sorry i had to when i read the word 'riding' and it's maine i mean come onnnnnn) and he accidentally shocks himself and he jumps through the window and runs into the street in a panic and BAM. D8
XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?
Maine decides he's starting himself an underwear modeling agency since Jarett's looking for a job. Perfect timing, amirite? But Joseph really wants a job too. So Maine gives in. So they're taking pictures and stuff and someone sees Joseph's shots and EVERYONE DIES again and the government shuts them down and puts Maine in the zoo. :c
XV. Character Three or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?
Maine left because Jarett was too busy mollycoddling a drunken Azure. And anyway, he's still pissed at that stupid door. D:
XVI. Character One wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice!
Azure wakes up with a Gardevoir and several Sonic fan characters. NO. NO MORE SLASH FICTION, INTERNET
XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.
Maine. Everyone is really happy and then they all die. Theeeee end.
XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you (their creator) for something that they have always wanted.
1. Stop making stupid life decisions for me you are a terrible person and I hate you.
-I'm sorry. I don't actually know Sign Language. :c Diiiidn't catch that.
2. Can I have a pony?
3. Can I have Jarett?
-Noooooo his pairing with Azure is like my life go die.
4. Can I have Eiffel 65's new single already?
-BBY I WANT IT JUST AS BADLY AS YOU DO ;-;
5.I want what Azure wants >/
-Sorry, still didn't catch that.
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